Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Philosophizing From A Man's Perspective







When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

David Bissonette




After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.


Sacha Guitry





By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates




Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.


Anonymous




The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"


Dumas




I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Sigmund Freud




'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'


Anonymous




'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

Sam Kinison




'I've had bad luck with both my wives.

The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

James Holt McGavra




Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.


Patrick Murra




The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....


Nash




You know what I did before I married?

Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous




My wife and I were happy for twenty years.

Then we met.

Henny Youngman





A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.


Rodney Dangerfield




A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous


1 comment:

  1. 吼~
    老婆有這麼可怕我都不知道?!
    原來女人在一起談"性不性由你"什麼的...
    男人在一起都在吹牛!

    ReplyDelete

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