愛現

當父母的、都愛現自己的小孩.... 全世界都一樣啦!!!


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Four English men were having coffee in St. Peters Square.
The first man tells his friends,
'My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father".'

The second man chirps,
'My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him "Your Grace".'

The third gent says,
'My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says "Your Eminence".'

Since the last guy was sipping his coffee in silence, the first three men give him a subtle, 'Well....?'

He proudly replies,
'I have a daughter,
slim,
tall,
38D breasts,
24" waist and
34" hips
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...
...
...
...
When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God".....'