Showing posts with label Irresponsible Reports. Show all posts
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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

天理難容之人神共憤

記得家庭煮夫警告過諸位男性朋友罩子要放亮一點嗎......


不過,看來這世上白目的男人是永遠不會滅絕的....

像這個哪壺不開提哪壺的白目老公!!!



而且,Hillary Clinton 也碰到一個了呀!!!


馬的.... IQ 跟 EQ 是毫不相干的!!!



我看 Hillary 應該把鳳飛飛的歌改成這樣、然後唱給 Bill 聽.....

「世上的白目這麼多,我卻碰到你.....」









PS.
1. Jenny Craig : 美國知名的減肥中心 Jenny Craig 官方網站

2. 讓 Hillary 大為光火的新聞

Did Bill Clinton really tell Hillary that she needs to go to a "fat farm"?

Super-busy HILLARY CLINTON has packed on 40 extra pounds – and she blew up at former tubby hubby when BILL suggested that she check into a fat farm!

In the past four months, the secretary of state has ballooned to a hefty 171 pounds while criss-crossing the globe on diplomatic missions and dealing with the WikiLeaks scandal, sources say. The 63-year-old politician has been binge eating instead of exercising, and ex-president Bill made the mistake of telling his 5-foot-7 wife that she was looking chunky, insiders say.

“With her nonstop workload, Hillary has ditched her regular gym schedule. She’s been eating rich, fatty foods while dining with heads of state around the globe – and it’s no wonder she’s gained 40 pounds in the last four months. Now she’s hit an all-time personal high of 171 pounds,” a Clinton friend told The ENQUIRER.

“Poor Hillary feels terrible about the way she looks, but she is so busy she isn’t making time for her own needs.”

Making things even worse is her husband of 35 years – who’s battled his own weight woes until becoming thinner recently. Bill pointed out that she needed to do something, sources say.

“When Hillary asked him how she looked, he told her, ‘You’re huge! You need to go to a fat farm!’ Then he made things worse by saying treadmills and stair climbers were fun,” a pal told The ENQUIRER. “Hillary exploded! She doesn’t need anyone saying she needs to go to a fat farm!”

Pals say Hillary’s biggest problem is her hectic travel schedule. Since July, she’s traveled to Poland, Azerbaijan, Armenia, Georgia, Bosnia, Kosovo, Belgium, VietNam, Cambodia, and many more. She’s also been under tremendous pressure over the damage done to the State Department by the WikiLeaks scandal.

“It’s caused her to do something she’s seldom done – binge eating,” said a friend. “In weak moments, Hillary has been staying up late nursing her stresses by pounding down rich desserts like cream pies, doughnuts, and ice cream sundaes with whipped cream. Bill was a champion junk food eater in the old days, but since his heart surgeries, he’s watched his diet and he’s concerned about Hillary’s weight gain.”

A Clinton friend adds: “Bill was never more proud of the way Hillary looked than when they danced the night away at their daughter Chelsea’s wedding in July. But since then, Hillary has piled on the pounds and doesn’t need reminding how out of shape she is. She will decide when she can find the time to go to a high-end spa or a fat farm, not Bill. But it will be soon – Bill is determined to help her get her weight under control and has convinced her it’s for her own good.”


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新聞大致的意思是醬:

美國國務卿希拉蕊‧柯林頓體重暴增18公斤,聽到丈夫柯林頓建議她進健身房,暴跳如雷。
八卦周刊「國家詢問報」報導,最近4個月,希拉蕊為了「維基解密」大爆美國國務院與外館往返電文內容,其中牽涉到美國政府對多國領導人的尖銳批評,全球走透透,企圖滅火。由於希拉蕊會見各國領袖,每頓都吃大餐,讓身高170公分的希拉蕊體重暴增到77.5公斤的生涯新高。
希拉蕊心情很差,但抽不出空做運動,在一起35年的老公柯林頓竟然火上加油。當希拉蕊問柯林頓自己的身材看起來如何時,柯林頓回答:「很大隻!妳該去健身房。」


說正格的,
家庭煮夫個人是覺得、Hillary 多了點肉以後,反而好看... 而且看起來年輕多了嘛


before....





after...


Sunday, February 21, 2010

A Sterotype?

住在南安大略省 Southern Ontario 的人,
要是沒有聽過、去過
多倫多郊區 Scarborough 的 太古廣場 Pacific Mall...

家庭煮夫只有一個字:
SUCK! 遜!



Friday, December 18, 2009

噓!我得小小聲地說 Merry Christmas

看到信封上的郵戳被換成了 Santa HOHOHO 的時候,就知道 Christmas 的腳步近了....


可是也不知道從什麼時候開始,耶誕節 Christmas 都得要小心翼翼地慶祝,
連 Merry Chritmas 當然也必須小小聲、偷偷地講...
因為太過招搖的話、是會傷了非基督教徒的心呢!

Thursday, December 17, 2009

報『老鼠冤』




義大利 CSI 立即破案.... 可是決定不敢公諸於世....

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

真的是「雞毛蒜皮」

就是這則新聞.....




「哈哈哈.... stop goofing around
這是我看到這則新聞的第一個反應....



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我在想吼、
如果時間還是停留在原始人時代....

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Trust Me, They Are Not Cool AT ALL...

OK... 首先,
我要問的是、到底是誰發明『中性服飾』(men's unisex clothing) 這個字眼的....

men's unisex clothing is probably like Renzo Rosso's dress....“skinny, chain-y, stud-y"???


Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Miracle Just Doesn't Happen to Us

我不知道是因為年紀大了、還是什麼其它的原因....

總之,我體會到:很多別人可以的事情、自己真的是不太合適。


像是這個這麼短的短褲....





我以前年輕的時候也幹過這樣的蠢事;
不過、說來說去,還不是這個 Bjorn Borg 害的... (台灣人叫他『伯格』)

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Jeez, I Love Gossips

昨天在 Wal-Mart 的書報架看到了一份雜誌...
它的聳動標題讓我眼睛為之一亮。



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