Tuesday, December 27, 2011
Saturday, December 17, 2011
政治正確又來了...
不為什麼,當然就是因為一接近耶誕節,這個政治正確又開始作祟了。
FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: 4 November 2007
RE: Christmas Party
I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols. Please feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if the CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 PM. Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time. However, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pocketbook. This gathering is only for employees! The CEO will make a special announcement. Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Pauline
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FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: 5 November 2007
RE: Holiday Party
In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Chanukah is an important holiday, which often coincides with Christmas, although unfortunately not this year. However, from now on we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians. There will be no Christmas tree or Christmas carols sung. We will have other types of music for your enjoyment. Happy now? Happy Holidays to you and your family,
Pauline
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FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: 6 November 2007
RE: Holiday Party
Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, you didn't sign your name. I'm happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads, "AA Only," you wouldn't be anonymous anymore! How am I supposed to handle this? Somebody? Forget about the gift exchange, no gift exchange allowed now since the union officials feel that $10.00 is too much money and management believes $10.00 is a little cheap. NO GIFT EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.
Pauline
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FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: 7 November 2007
RE: Holiday Party
What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20th begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours. There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees' beliefs. Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party - or else package everything up for you to take home in a little foil doggy bag. Will that work? Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the dessert buffet and pregnant women will get the table closest to the toilets. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with gay men, each will have their own table. There will be flower arrangements for the gay men's table. To the person asking permission to cross dress - no cross dressing allowed. We will have booster seats for short people. Low fat food will be available for those on a diet. We cannot control the salt used in the food. We suggest those people with high blood pressure taste the food first. There will be fresh fruits as dessert for diabetics. The restaurant cannot supply "no sugar" desserts. Sorry! Did I miss anything?
Pauline
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FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: 8 November 2007
RE: The ****** Holiday Party
Vegetarian jerks: I've had it with you people! We're going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death," as you so quaintly put it. You'll get your f****** salad bar, including organic tomatoes, but you know tomatoes have feelings too, they scream when you slice them. I'm hearing them scream right NOW! I hope you all have a rotten holiday and then drink, drive and die.
Pauline, the Bitch from HELL!
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FROM: John Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: 9 November 2007
RE: Pauline and the Holiday Party
I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Pauline Lewis a speedy recovery and I'll continue to forward your cards to her. In the meantime, the management has decided to cancel our holiday party and instead, give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd December off with full pay. Have a SUCCESSFUL day!
John
Friday, December 16, 2011
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
往事只能回味...
在去年的此時,到處都被超過 100 公分深的大雪給覆蓋了.... (註)
希望保持這樣就好了.... 一直到耶誕節前、下個三五公分的雪,有個銀色耶誕的氣氛就真的是太完美了。
尤雅的『往事只能回味』
喔.... 突然又想起加拿大人的笑話:
十吋的雪,(加拿大) 多倫多的小孩還走路去上學。
紐約三吋的雪,全市癱瘓。
華盛頓 DC 一吋的雪,全市放假。
加州光是下個雨,全部都動彈不得。
Sunday, December 11, 2011
It's Christmas Baking (Again) --- Panettone
Christmas 已經進入倒數計時....
陽光的周六午後,氣溫只有 -13 度 (windchill).....
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Rob Peter to Pay Paul (搶彼得的錢來給保羅)
其實,自古以來,稅收制度都一直存在;
大英帝國也出了類似的問題;Robin Hood 反對的就是不顧百姓死活、強行徵稅的 King John。
劫富濟貧/紐約州 明年開徵富人稅
紐約州劫富濟貧,明年起課徵富人稅,同時調降低收入戶稅率。明年起,單身年收入逾一百萬美元,稅率增至八.八二%,比法定稅率高出近兩個百分點。
調降低收入戶稅率 為期三年
紐約州政府與立法單位達成協議,未來夫妻合併所得超過兩百萬美元,或單身收入高於一百萬美元,或者單身但為家庭唯一收入來源超過一百五十萬美元者,一律適用八.八二%的新稅率。
不過這個新規是臨時性方案,效期三年,明年初開始生效。紐約州州長古莫(Cuomo)表示,此案每年將帶來十九億美元稅收,並能讓紐約州目前的三十八億美元赤字,在十六個月內打銷,轉虧為盈。
另外也針對中低收入者調低稅率,原本美國稅法規定夫妻合併年所得三十萬美元以下,一律課徵六.八五%,但紐約州細分級距後將稅率調低。所得四萬至十五萬美元者,明年起改課六.四五%;十五萬至三十萬美元者,改為六.六五%。預料有四百四十萬名中產階級受惠。
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“巨富不富,赤貧不苦”已成爲一些歐美國家的寫照。比如加拿大,在全球500名巨富的名單中,榮登其榜的僅3%而已。這就是因為加拿大的高稅率政策之下建構出完善社會福利國家的結果。
聯邦及卑詩省(英屬哥倫比亞)於2006年的合共稅率(%) (和共稅的意思就是聯邦稅加上省稅)
應課稅收入 | 一般收入 | 加拿大股息收入 | 資本性質收益 |
$0 - $33,755 | 21.30 | 4.52 | 10.65 |
$33,756 - $36,378 | 24.40 | 8.39 | 12.20 |
$36,379 - $67,511 | 31.15 | 15.89 | 15.58 |
$67,512 - $72,756 | 33.70 | 19.08 | 16.85 |
$72,757 - $77,511 | 37.70 | 24.08 | 18.85 |
$77,512 - $94,121 | 39.70 | 26.58 | 19.85 |
$94,122 - $118,285 | 40.70 | 27.83 | 20.35 |
$118,286以上 | 43.70 | 31.58 | 21.85 |
2006年聯邦稅率如下:(這表示你繳的所得稅裡頭,貢獻給聯邦政府的部分)
應課稅收入 | 聯邦稅率 |
$1 - $36,378 | 15.25% |
$36,379 - $72,756 | 22% |
$72,757 - $118,285 | 26% |
$118,285以上 | 29% |
(各省有不同的省稅率)
看到上述的稅率表中最高收入的那一級了嗎??? 他們的一般收入有 43.7% 要貢獻給政府,股息收入則是要貢獻 31.58%,資本性收益也得貢獻 21.85%。
至於像是房屋地價稅,加拿大的稅率大約是 15% 左右;可是這 15% 是實價課稅喔,不是像台灣的課稅基準是政府的公告地價 (一般都比實際市價低了許多)