Saturday, December 17, 2011

政治正確又來了...

有個朋友很賭爛地在她的 FACEBOOK 寫下一段話:

Such a sad Country we live in now for the kids... just read that a school bus in Kingston was ordered to remove its Christmas decorations because it has to be ethnically generic. I don't get it!!! We cannot put up Christmas trees in schools in fear of offending people but the rules are changing to allow other religious symbols... WTF??? Next there will be a ban on Shopping Mall Santa's.

不為什麼,當然就是因為一接近耶誕節,這個政治正確又開始作祟了。

(耶誕節的政治正確:噓、我得小小聲地說 Merry Christmas )

其實,憑良心講、關於這個不能說 Merry Christmas 的事情,
家庭煮夫認識的朋友普遍都是蠻感冒的;
為什麼為了其它的宗教、我們就得低調的慶祝 Christmas 呢???

唉、算了,不多說了,免得被人家說我們不懂政治正確。


喔,不過說到這個政治正確,最近加拿大移民局局長踩了一個挺大的政治正確的地雷....


因為加拿大移民局宣布:幕斯林婦女在宣誓成為加拿大公民的時候,不可以把臉蒙住。(詳細新聞)

這則新聞、倒也讓家庭煮夫學會了關於蒙臉的知識:






對於這些政治正確的議題,家庭煮夫本人唯一的意見就是,
你一個新移民來到人家的國家,首先就是要尊重人家的法律、尊重人家的風俗習慣。

像是幕斯林可以對違反他們教義的女性以私刑對待的這件事,這就是違反了加拿大的法律;
像是許多亞裔移民堅持在自家後院養雞這件事,這也違反了加拿大的法律....

反正,尊重是要自己爭取的;如果要別人尊重自己、自己得先尊重這塊土地上的人。


附加一個 (公司派對) 政治正確的老笑話....

順了姑意、逆了嫂意!!!! 真的,這是會把人搞瘋的!!!

FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director

TO: All Employees

DATE: 4 November 2007

RE: Christmas Party

I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols. Please feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if the CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00 PM. Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time. However, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone's pocketbook. This gathering is only for employees! The CEO will make a special announcement. Merry Christmas to you and your family.

Pauline

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FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director

TO: All Employees

DATE: 5 November 2007

RE: Holiday Party

In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Chanukah is an important holiday, which often coincides with Christmas, although unfortunately not this year. However, from now on we're calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy applies to any other employees who are not Christians. There will be no Christmas tree or Christmas carols sung. We will have other types of music for your enjoyment. Happy now? Happy Holidays to you and your family,

Pauline

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FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director

TO: All Employees

DATE: 6 November 2007

RE: Holiday Party

Regarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, you didn't sign your name. I'm happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads, "AA Only," you wouldn't be anonymous anymore! How am I supposed to handle this? Somebody? Forget about the gift exchange, no gift exchange allowed now since the union officials feel that $10.00 is too much money and management believes $10.00 is a little cheap. NO GIFT EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.

Pauline

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FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director

TO: All Employees

DATE: 7 November 2007

RE: Holiday Party

What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20th begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours. There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees' beliefs. Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party - or else package everything up for you to take home in a little foil doggy bag. Will that work? Meanwhile, I've arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from the dessert buffet and pregnant women will get the table closest to the toilets. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with gay men, each will have their own table. There will be flower arrangements for the gay men's table. To the person asking permission to cross dress - no cross dressing allowed. We will have booster seats for short people. Low fat food will be available for those on a diet. We cannot control the salt used in the food. We suggest those people with high blood pressure taste the food first. There will be fresh fruits as dessert for diabetics. The restaurant cannot supply "no sugar" desserts. Sorry! Did I miss anything?

Pauline

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FROM: Pauline Lewis, Human Resources Director

TO: All Employees

DATE: 8 November 2007

RE: The ****** Holiday Party

Vegetarian jerks: I've had it with you people! We're going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the "grill of death," as you so quaintly put it. You'll get your f****** salad bar, including organic tomatoes, but you know tomatoes have feelings too, they scream when you slice them. I'm hearing them scream right NOW! I hope you all have a rotten holiday and then drink, drive and die.

Pauline, the Bitch from HELL!

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FROM: John Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director

TO: All Employees

DATE: 9 November 2007

RE: Pauline and the Holiday Party

I'm sure I speak for all of us in wishing Pauline Lewis a speedy recovery and I'll continue to forward your cards to her. In the meantime, the management has decided to cancel our holiday party and instead, give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd December off with full pay. Have a SUCCESSFUL day!

John


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